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FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN!"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much smartness?"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Dang … we screwed up … but that crap was fun!"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your crap so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can tell a billion stories with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
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DementedHula Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Apparently my best friend isn't a best friend then :c ...according to this...
nightwolfkakana Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:0 no !
DementedHula Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Oh wait nevermind XD
so true
darkshadowkg121 Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
this is all real and true
I-Am-Fear-Its-Self Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Takato-Muashi Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Student General Artist
this so true ^-^ *goes to post it*
MisaMisaCupcake Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
im a real friend! ^.^

nightwolfkakana Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
haha win
MisaMisaCupcake Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
lol xD
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