7 YOU HAVE REAL FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN!"
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much smartness?"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Dang
we screwed up
but that crap was fun!"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your crap so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can tell a billion stories with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it