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FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN!"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much smartness?"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Dang … we screwed up … but that crap was fun!"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your crap so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can tell a billion stories with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
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DementedHula Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Apparently my best friend isn't a best friend then :c ...according to this...
nightwolfkakana Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:0 no !
DementedHula Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Oh wait nevermind XD
xXRainbowChihuahuaXx Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
so true
darkshadowkg121 Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
this is all real and true
I-Am-Fear-Its-Self Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Takato-Muashi Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Student General Artist
this so true ^-^ *goes to post it*
MisaMisaCupcake Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
im a real friend! ^.^

nightwolfkakana Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
haha win
MisaMisaCupcake Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
lol xD
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